It's time to play nobody's favorite game..."Crazy or Bluetooth Oblivious?"
Here's how it works: When you see someone walking down the street, talking a little too loudly with no cell phone in sight, don't you wonder what's up with that? Are they talking to imaginary people or just unaware of everything and everyone else in the world except the voice coming out of that thing in their ear?
I don't know for sure but I have learned one thing. If they're speaking another language, a recognizable one, they're probably legitimately talking to another actual person. If it's English, it's still anyone's guess.
Showing posts with label crazy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crazy. Show all posts
Monday, June 9, 2014
Thursday, October 31, 2013
Happy Halloween!
It's the day when all the amateurs troll for candy, so enjoy! Tomorrow I will swoop in and grab what's left at a discount.
In the meantime, I've noticed my neighborhood going downhill. You know that's the case when you're at the shopping center down the street from where you live and see three unrelated people who may OR MORE LIKELY MAY NOT be in costume for Halloween dressed as, respectively, a crazy lady, a transvestite and a Michael Jackson impersonator. Guess I'll have to wait until tomorrow to know what I've been looking at.
In the meantime, I've noticed my neighborhood going downhill. You know that's the case when you're at the shopping center down the street from where you live and see three unrelated people who may OR MORE LIKELY MAY NOT be in costume for Halloween dressed as, respectively, a crazy lady, a transvestite and a Michael Jackson impersonator. Guess I'll have to wait until tomorrow to know what I've been looking at.
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