When you suddenly think everyone looks like they are 12, you are on your way over the hill. I don't know why, but 12 is the magic number. Also, when you start to use the words "marvelous" or "sumptuous," the hill is definitely in sight.
Be forewarned: NOT using these words will not keep you from aging.
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Chicken or the Egg but with...
Boobs and Yoga. I'll explain.
Over the years, I have noticed that women who teach yoga always seem to have remarkably nice and, to my untrained eye, natural breasts. Of course, my first assumption was that the particular exercising they did enhanced their bodies in this way.
But recently it occurred to me that it may be the other way around. What if women with terrific breasts are drawn to yoga instructing? So either they decide to teach and are subsequently (magically?) presented with a nice rack, or they catch themselves in the mirror one day and say, "This body should teach yoga!"
It's got to be one or the other, right?
Over the years, I have noticed that women who teach yoga always seem to have remarkably nice and, to my untrained eye, natural breasts. Of course, my first assumption was that the particular exercising they did enhanced their bodies in this way.
But recently it occurred to me that it may be the other way around. What if women with terrific breasts are drawn to yoga instructing? So either they decide to teach and are subsequently (magically?) presented with a nice rack, or they catch themselves in the mirror one day and say, "This body should teach yoga!"
It's got to be one or the other, right?
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