Thursday, March 22, 2012
Friday, March 2, 2012
J-Lo Oscar Nip Slip Story
Like you, I thought Jennifer Lopez, in her impossibly wide-cut gorgeous gown, was revealing a little something extra at the Oscars telecast.
Then I realized, J-Lo doesn't have wardrobe malfunctions. In fact, Jenny from the Block doesn't have accidents of any kind, as far as I can tell. But after intense investigation with the help of my DVR, I have come to the conclusion that it was all done with makeup.
Yes, on television it looked like Jennifer's left aureola was seeking some spotlight. But I now believe the familiar dark area was intentionally shaded to look like we were seeing something we weren't. A momentary thrill for all, and J-Lo's a genius!
You heard it here first.
Then I realized, J-Lo doesn't have wardrobe malfunctions. In fact, Jenny from the Block doesn't have accidents of any kind, as far as I can tell. But after intense investigation with the help of my DVR, I have come to the conclusion that it was all done with makeup.
Yes, on television it looked like Jennifer's left aureola was seeking some spotlight. But I now believe the familiar dark area was intentionally shaded to look like we were seeing something we weren't. A momentary thrill for all, and J-Lo's a genius!
You heard it here first.
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