Thursday, March 27, 2014

Tips for Tourists

1. Never EVER shop for bathing suits after eating at the buffet.

2. If you ignore tip #1 and DO go shopping and DO manage to find a swimsuit that goes all the way over your immense torso without exploding, BUY IT!

That is all.




Tuesday, March 18, 2014

DMV office closes after driver crashes into building

As a journalist, of course I love this kind of story...

http://www.mercurynews.com/bay-area-news/ci_25345865/san-jose-car-crashes-into-dmv-office-brief

But you would think by now that designers of buildings where drivers tests are given would plan for more reinforced construction, and maybe install giant rubber bumpers on the corners, right?

(By the way, it was her third attempt at getting a license.)