Showing posts with label swimsuit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label swimsuit. Show all posts

Thursday, March 27, 2014

Tips for Tourists

1. Never EVER shop for bathing suits after eating at the buffet.

2. If you ignore tip #1 and DO go shopping and DO manage to find a swimsuit that goes all the way over your immense torso without exploding, BUY IT!

That is all.