Story of my life...

No matter how much I eat, I cannot seem to lose any weight. What's up with that?

New use for an old tool, or just an old tool?

I just saw a deal on an ice pick with a wooden handle...

http://www.cautivadora.com/Ice-Pick-Wood-Handle_p_11343.html

I know serial killers and vampires are hot right now, but what use would a normal person in the 21st century have for an ice pick?

P.S. This is not a rhetorical question.