Women vs. Men

This is the 21st century, is it not? So, how is it that 95 percent of ladies rooms still do not have a hook for a purse? Handbags have not gone out of style in any place I have been in the last 10 years. C'mon, restroom designers. Get with the program!

The other night I tried "Just for Men" (for blacking out gray hair) just around the crown of my female head. It looked like it really worked before I went to bed. The next morning, the dye job seemed to have evaporated! Could it have figured out overnight that it was on the wrong gender? I guess I'll never know.

Et Tu, CBS?

Fake fireworks? Are you kidding me? According to the story below, CBS, once known as the "Tiffany Network," broadcast some embellished fireworks displays from Boston...

http://www.boston.com/ae/tv/articles/2011/07/08/cbs_broadcasts_altered_views_of_bostons_fourth_of_july_fireworks/

Is this really what we've come to now? Real fireworks are deemed not exciting enough by the powers that be so they just fake 'em! The obvious question is, what else that's being broadcast isn't real (that we don't know about)?

At this rate, I'm going to run out of outrage before the new year!

Casey Anthony Overkill

Now that the accused daughter-murderer has been found "not guilty," is our (two-week) long nightmare news outage over?

I wonder what else has been happening in the world that the media has refused to cover for the last fortnight to ensure us uninterrupted coverage of the trial.

Uch.