Monday, August 30, 2010

Genius I'm not using

Brilliant Ideas For The Taking

BOOB ROOF - They already make fuzzy dice and hanging balls for your car. But what do men really want to feel on top of their heads? We already know. Suction cup them to the ceiling or roof of a car to fall right...ahh...there. Am I right, guys?

GAY MARRIAGE TOUR - Attention travel agents: How about arranging trips for gay couples to get married in every state where it's legal? One big cross-country wedding with a honeymoon at every stop!

Words That Should Exist

pling - a musical sound, heavier than a harp, lighter than a guitar

nother - because we have to be able to say "That's a whole nother thing" and not be wrong

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