Saturday, June 25, 2011

Latest Theory

Suspected multi-murderer and America's most wanted listee Whitey Bulger was finally caught this week after 16 years on the run. The FBI received a "tip" that led to his almost immediate arrest.

Hmm. Who would have had a motive to see something else splashed across all the papers and the internet?

I think it's obvious. Anthony Weiner. I don't know how he did it. Maybe he tipped off authorities via text message. However he managed it, Congratulations, disgraced former U.S. Representative Weiner! I hope he qualifies for the reward.

Now, how do we get Bulger off the front page and get some new news?

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